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so anyway at this wedding i went to w dan last weekend, this man (albeit drunk) definitely called me sarah palin
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[14 May 2008|06:57pm] |
names people have confused me to be at work: wendy (x128349723) wundsey lumpy wednesday goldie *added 06/12/08 dixie (not at work) *added 06/30/08 lucy *added 06/30/08 shirley *added 07/11/08 laura *added 07/28/08 lenzy (not at work) *added 09/15/08 cynthia *added 02/13/09 cindy *added 02/13/09 linda *added 02/19/09 winsey *added 07/07/09 lizie (not at work) *added 09/16/09
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[31 Dec 2007|02:18pm] |
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fuck you 2007 i'll see you in hell
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[13 Jun 2007|05:13pm] |
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last night i had to sleep on the couch bc a stupid bird would not stop singing in the alley at 2 am
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[12 Feb 2007|12:57pm] |
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last night i was waiting for the northbound at chicago&state, and this street performer started playing jim croce's "i got a name." if that wasn't rough enough, he then followed it up with the beatles's "you've got to hide your love away." it was a really nice ending to an otherwise regular day.
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[21 Dec 2006|10:29am] |
 yesterday i got to ride this to work.
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[19 Dec 2006|12:04am] |
i'm pretty sure allison mistakenly bought sand paper instead of toilet paper BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[26 Aug 2006|06:37pm] |
wednesday i sliced my finger open with a box cutter leaving me with six stitches, a splint and a lobster claw i want to fucking crack my knuckles so bad
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[13 Aug 2006|03:49pm] |
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today i saw a plane pulling a banner that was an advertisement for snakes on a plane.
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[23 Jun 2006|08:22am] |
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i call bullshit on steve kane because i have now split three pairs of pants when or after i have hung out with him.
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[24 Feb 2006|04:28pm] |
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today i left my wallet in naperville and i've spent 4 hours on 6 trains running around to get it back. i also got my period today. when it rains, it pours.
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[08 Sep 2005|01:12pm] |
i just came from a class i realized i already took about a half hour into it.
i fucking hate my life
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[15 Aug 2005|08:12pm] |
i just bought a huge box of giant chocolate pocky in chinatown for $9
fuck
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[01 May 2005|09:20pm] |
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old country buffet; more like "i'm gonna be shitting for months" buffet.
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